Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Can We Survive?

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Obama lookalike contest and spoof speech


 

Tempe Marketplace

HERE COMES THE CHIEF

Tempe Marketplace Celebrates Obama’s ASU Appearance
with Look Alike Contest, Spoof Speech

Look-Alike Contest – Tuesday May 12 – 6 p.m.
Hilarious ‘Spoof’ Speech – Wednesday May 13 – 6 and 6:30 p.m.

TEMPE, ARIZ. – No tickets to ASU’s graduation? No problem! Tempe Marketplace has you covered with two presidential events next week that will make you see stars and stripes – no matter your political affiliation. 

Tuesday, May 12 101.5 Jamz personality Super Snake will host an Obama Look Alike Contest at The District Stage at 6 p.m. From the stature to the duds, this will be an incredible visual.

The most Obamaesque participant wins a $250 shopping spree for Tempe Marketplace.
Wednesday, May 13 Join six-term U.S. Congressman JD Hayworth and his top-rated afternoon radio show for entertaining banter, and a spoof speech that is sure to blaze a new trail on YouTube.

NewsTalk 550 KFYI will broadcast live at Tempe Marketplace from 4-7 p.m. with the spoof being broadcast live on the big screen at 6 p.m. and again at 6:30 p.m. Then, at 7 p.m., the real President will take the big screen as he delivers the commencement speech at ASU.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Emergency Room Tip

THE PATCH

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.











It also works at DMV, the Laundromat and long lines at WalMart.