The Top 10 Reasons Duane Will Still Not Be Producing the Hugh Hewitt Radio Show for Many Years to Come:

10.  It will take that long to clean up Obama's mess.

9.    Who else would babysit the interns?

8.    He keeps everyone else out of the cellar position in NASCAR Fantasy Racing.

7.    A real producer would never interact with Tribbles.

6.    Who else is better able to protect Hugh from himself?

5.    Duane knows more about sports & music than even Hugh does.

4.    It would take Obama-like spending to pay anyone else to work with Hugh every day.

3.    Who else is willing to listen to the likes of Maxine Waters, Ed Schultz & Chris Matthews, so we don't have to?

2.    There's only one person on the planet willing to, not only listen to Hugh every day, but, also type up the transcripts afterwards.

1.    Like Hugh would do The Aftershow

Please feel free to add your own.

For a few days last week, we all had a taste of the HHRS without Hugh and Duane and it wasn't pretty.