"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"Failure is success if we learn from it." Malcolm S. Forbes
“One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.” Henry Miller
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile." Franklin P.
"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow"
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." Thomas Jefferson
"Don't open a shop unless you like to smile."
"An election is a bet on the future, not a popularity test of the past." James Barrett Scotty Reston
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Worry if you do not understand them." Confucius
"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you." E.Bombeck
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things." Robert Brault
"Thousands of years ago the Egyptians worshiped cats as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." Charles Herbig
"Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still." Lou Erickson
"The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows why will always be his boss." - Diane Ravitch
"Marriage: It's not a word, it's a sentence."
"Happiness is a stock that doubles in a year." Ira Cobleigh
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." Mark Twain
“No on ever choked to death swallowing his pride” Anon
"Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." Will Rogers
"Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do." Bumper Sticker